This web page contains the diverse, irreverent and obscure musings of a troubled individual.  Proceed at your own risk and with great caution. 

Anything beyond this page is unlikely to be true, accurate, representative of any sponsorship whatsoever (including the author's) but may be of interest to one or more people, entities, organizations, spelling/grammar vigilantes, or space aliens who need non-standard data points for their research. 

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